Trust No One - Deny Everything

heydudeitsjules:

theotherwesley:

blue-author:

Oh my gosh, this gets better and better.

FRIENDSHIP

 This is the best thing ever

omg I was just told that the security guard denied the accusation that we argued at the gate when he bitched about me not having an access card yet

No matter

Getting one today and I don’t have to speak with you anymore

I’ll be walking in and out of this estate, using that access card and making sure you see every goddamn tap I make to get out

And I will walk my dog out that gate WITH that access card and you can’t say a damn thing about it

Even if we have a side gate that goes straight to the grocers, I’ll specifically pass by YOUR POST to SHOW YOU THAT I HAVE COMPLETE ACCESS TO MY /HOME/

an-unexpected-hero:

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies - Official Teaser Trailer 

thatscienceguy:

Liquid Nitrogen on a surface coated with an aerogel powder resulting in some interesting properties.

Video

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

dichotomized:

The prepared but undelivered “Moon Disaster” speech that was to be given by Nixon in the highly likely event that Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin could not reunite with the Lunar Module. They would have been left to die on the moon:

“Fate has ordained that the men who went to the moon to explore in peace will stay on the moon to rest in peace. These brave men, Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin, know that there is no hope for their recovery. But they also know that there is hope for mankind in their sacrifice. These two men are laying down their lives in mankind’s most noble goal: the search for truth and understanding. They will be mourned by their families and friends; they will be mourned by their nation; they will be mourned by the people of the world; they will be mourned by a Mother Earth that dared send two of her sons into the unknown. In their exploration, they stirred the people of the world to feel as one; in their sacrifice, they bind more tightly the brotherhood of man. In ancient days, men looked at stars and saw their heroes in the constellations. In modern times, we do much the same, but our heroes are epic men of flesh and blood. Others will follow, and surely find their way home. Man’s search will not be denied. But these men were the first, and they will remain the foremost in our hearts. For every human being who looks up at the moon in the nights to come will know that there is some corner of another world that is forever mankind.”

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

tonyhotstuffstark Imagine catching those flowers. :P

kiokushitaka:

kagesora:

chekhovandowl:

This is something that was bugging me a little bit so, as always, I’ve decided to make an infograph. 

Maybe other artists disagree, but when I ask for a request, it’s a fun game. You give me a suggestion and I build on it. It’s a team project. You don’t know what you’re going to get.

If your request takes longer than 3 sentences to describe, it’s not a request. It’s a commission. It’s something so specific, the artist will essentially be working for your specific scene for free.

And of course - DO NOT REQUEST THAT AN ARTIST DRAW YOU SOMETHING if you don’t see that they are specifically accepting requests.

People have been requesting free art from us our whole lives. We’ve had plenty of that. If we want to draw you free stuff, we’ll let ya know. Don’t just assume we have free time - just like you wouldn’t come up to a doctor at a grocery store and ask them to examine your twisted ankle.

Unless you’re a person who does that… in which case… don’t do that either.

I’d like to remind people that this goes for writing requests, too.

And if an artist or writer has a list of “what I do/don’t do” then please respect that.

i’d also like to add that artists and writers have a right to deny requests they feel uncomfortable filling, for any reason. please don’t get mad at them, especially if no money is involved.

shorm:

abaldwin360:

When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.

I will never not reblog this.

adcahi:

Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.