Trust No One - Deny Everything

dyannehs:

dyannehs:

HOLY SHIT.  MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.  Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night. AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.

UPDATE.  UPDATE.  HE’S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER.

SON OF A BITCH IT’S LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE.

sungl0ry:

Hannibal AU: fem!murder family 
↳ 
Caroline Dhavernas as Willow Graham & Gillian Anderson as Dr. Hannah Lecter

vampiremondays:

"bad news like a sucker punch"

crushingeagle:

owlthedeadman:

Who should I vote for, Troy Baker or Troy Baker.

it turned out that troy baker beat troy baker. what a crushing defeat for troy baker. at least troy baker is a stand up guy and likely took it well.

congratulations, troy baker. sorry for your loss, troy baker.

hachijuuroku:

rumoko:

hacking in: a story in 5 pictures

as a certified computer geek I can confirm this is what hacking is like

multidjc:

jedisonic-x:

This was probably the greatest thing I’ve seen all day!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, my new favorite gif.

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

image

buckydixon:

dottyasyouplease:

that tree looks so happy that it is receiving a hug from this child

I AM GROOT

the-fandoms-are-cool:

leradny:

videohall:

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

the-space-ghost:

If you don’t think space is the tightest shit then you’re wrong