Trust No One - Deny Everything

rebelholmes:

questioningthenormal:

you dangerous, dangerous people

That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

ermichaels:

I laughed way too hard at this. 

sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

snorlaxatives:

remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy

image

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

lokiloo:

ifc:

digg:

THIS TINY HAMSTER IS GOING PLACES

This is why the internet exists.

i’m so happy

duskygrayknights:

but morning person + not morning person could make the worst (or maybe the best?) otp

"Gooooood morning dear :)" "fuck you and everything you stand for"